A series of emails amongst the sibs... just to let you know what your in for.

Who sez small town life ain’t exciting? Heck, this corn wuz only knee-high on the 4th of July!
Tom
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You must have worked hard planting all that, Tom! C
Colleen
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" Greeeeeen Acres is the place to be . . ." --KV
Sorry, Tom - Shoeless Joe you ain't!
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That was corny! (Eileen)
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Your humor is a-maze-ing, Eileen. (Susan)
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It's a high fly to center - Tom Tierney's playing deep - back back back back back - it's a can of corn! (KV)
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" When I was a kid, we wuz so poor, that when we would ask what's fer dinner, Momma would put her foot up on the table and say, (you got it) Corn!" (Ei)
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WOW! I never ‘corn’sidered the fact that I’d receive such an ‘ear’ful on the subject.
Tom

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Good one, Eileen - 'ears' to you. –KV
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OOh....... we are witty. This is getting kinda hairy, tho. sr
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What's the matter, Suz - is this all too cornfusing for you? –KV
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You are all a bunch of corn balls. Mary
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No, we're corn nuts! (KV)
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What a “combine”ation of wit. Who’s turn is it next to “pop” off.
HA HA , I kill me. Tom
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I take one day off from the computer & look what I missed. Tom, you look like you're in 'Field of Dreams' (isn't that the baseball movie with the cornfields)
Colleen
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Funny boy - by the way, how is Marcia doing - cornvalescing? (KV)
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I'm sure she'll make a complete recovery -- that girl's got grit(s)! (EI)
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All this is giving me a mi'grain'e.
Tom
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Hee-haw-hee-haw-hee-haw, that's a good one Mary! Aren't we lucky to be in such 'hominy'. sr
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TIERNEY & GRACE JUST READ ALL THE EMAILS AND ARE REALLY WONDERING ABOUT THEIR FAMILY
Colleen
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Tierney and Grace - these are corne-mails, aren't they?!
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Hey, Tierney & Grace,
Did you get the one about us being in perfect 'hominy' about all of this. Hee haw. Susie
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Oddly enough, I just got this e-mail today. Note the subject. Corn you
believe it?
-----Original Message-----
From: Brian.Schubloom@gd-ais.com [mailto:Brian.Schubloom@gd-ais.com]
Subject: Sunday 9/26 Corn Maze
Team,
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This one's from Mike: This kind of fun is corn-tageous.
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Seriously - let 'stalk' about Marcia. Is she much improved, getting enough calories and 'cob'-ohydrates in her 'meal's, or is a speedy recovery just a 'tassle' in the sky? If anyone has any info I'm all 'ears'. 'Corn'sidering the extent of her injuries, she may still have a long row to hoe, but she has 'grits' and determination. A cornucopia of blessings to you all for your attention to her, you've been a'maize'ing. (KV)
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I think I'm gonna go crazy! (Colleen)
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I think I'm having a cornonary attack. (Ei)
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Good one, Kath!! gotta go help Jack with his Cornet practice now! (Ei)
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