This one came from my favorite Aunt Ginna. (As if you
couldn't have guessed.) ;~)
A
middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her
gynecologist."Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've
been seeing me
for years! There's nothing you can't tell me."
"This
one's kind of strange..."
"Let me be the judge of that," the
doctor replied.
"Well," she said, "yesterday
I went to the bathroom in the morning
and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked
down, the
water was full of pennies."
"I
see."
"That
afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl."
"Uh-huh"
"That night," she went on, "there were
dimes and this morning there were quarters! You've got to
tell me what's wrong with me!," she
implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"
The gynecologist put
a comforting hand on her shoulder.
"There,
there, it's nothing to be scared about."
"You're
simply going through the change."
Did you
know that 2 of Kathleen Tierney McKay's sons were U.S. Attorneys?
John McKay
is currently the U.S. Attorney for the Western District of Washington.
Mike McKay
was U.S. Attorney under the first President Bush.
Squirrel
Revival
Cute!
When Kids Help
Down load. A very cute
.mpg file that parents can relate to.
Deep Thought #1
'To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something
when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you
give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
Yup
JDohe61969
Is it just me, or does anyone else think Grampa
Tierney
(Patrick Royce Tierney) looks like Franklin Delano Roosevelt?
Mary
(Ed's)
Q When somebody says something
is for "for the birds," what does that mean?
A Before the automobile, horse
droppings, particularly the undigested oats in them, served to nourish
large populations of sparrows. "For the birds," is a polite
way to say "horse manure."
From Robert Claiborne's "Loose Cannons and Red Herrings"
